The moving walkway is the coolest thing at airports, without a doubt. I love moving walkways, except when some dufus blocks the whole thing as he looks at all the big airplanes. There’s nothing worse than standing on a moving sidewalk, as those on the regular non-moving sidewalk shuffle along ahead of you.

It’s too bad there can’t be moving sidewalks in cities. Why, you could walk a half mile in 5 minutes! Imagine all the new places you could go to for lunch.

"Shirley, let’s go to that new ethiopian-serbian fusion place!"

"But its so far away!"

"Not anymore, now that we have a Moving Sidewalk!"

And there was much rejoicing, the end.

The moving walkway is the coolest thing at airports, without a doubt. I love moving walkways, except when some dufus blocks the whole thing as he looks at all the big airplanes. There’s nothing worse than standing on a moving sidewalk, as those on the regular non-moving sidewalk shuffle along ahead of you.

It’s too bad there can’t be moving sidewalks in cities. Why, you could walk a half mile in 5 minutes! Imagine all the new places you could go to for lunch.

"Shirley, let’s go to that new ethiopian-serbian fusion place!"

"But its so far away!"

"Not anymore, now that we have a Moving Sidewalk!"

And there was much rejoicing, the end.